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This is Vesper Lynd. A renound mafia king-pin, this photo was taken as he was leaving a boss's meeting. He is wanted for questioning in the disappearance of a key witness in a federal case. If you see him, consider the suspect armed and dangerous. It is believed he is no longer in the country.
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This is Heather, Marla, and myself hanging out in the no-no room.
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This is my friend Stuart. He lives in Chicago. He has a degree and experience in radio and tv. If you are looking for an on air personality, he is your man.
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These are my best friends. Mitch, Stacy, Patti, and Mike. They moved down here from Chicago in October 1995. They say it had nothing to do with me living here, but I don't buy it. My friend Dave is the one sticking his head into the background.
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Top row: Robb, Rachelle, Jeff, Scott, Carl

Bot row: Robin, Me, Andrea, Rachel, Jenny

"The Cousins"


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Here I am with the Olympic torch. Of all the people who were torchbearers, I carried the torch the longest distance (10 miles). I was nominated to be a torchbearer because of all the volunteer work I do. Prior to my run, there was a very special ceremony where I was awarded the key to the city. They almost picked me over Muhammed Ali to light the cauldron, but they felt I wasn't quite famous enough. Maybe in the next Olympics...
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Here I am with Newt Gingrich. Shortly after my run with the torch, he called me up and wanted to meet me. He was nice enough (although I don't agree with most of his political views), but he needs to lose some weight.
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This is a picture of my friends Howard & Amy. I'm not sure why Howard has that expression on his face, but I wonder where Amy's other hand is?
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This is my family. From left to right is my dad, my mom, my younger brother Rob, my older brother Scott, my sister-in-law Rachel (Scott's wife), and me.
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Rob - my younger brother, me, and Scott - my older brother.